Okay... Dammit.
So that new movie is out this week. Silas and some recent fanart reminded me.


And I... kinda want to go see it. It's morbid curiosity. Also, busting a gut laughing at it in the middle of a bunch of pre-pubescent teens that think that relationship is healthy and the books well-written might be story-worthy. Ya'll, if I break down and go, I wanna be all kinds of obnoxious.

Also, I just cannot stop breaking out in giggles at the very concept of TEAM FURSPLODE. It amuses me to no end. It really does.
Even though the books fill me with rage for the state of writing and what a horrible example of relationships they set up. Even though as a insanely detail-oriented geek for mythology and legends that I am hates the sparklepires.
I cannot stop giggling like a 13-year-old-making-fart-jokes at the very mention of the Twilight Saga ever since I read Cleolinda's summaries.

I also want to draw some joke art for this shit, even though I don't want the fans still crawling all over my DA like 6 months later (like last time).
"Why are Jasper's eyes RED??/ I am Offended!"
"and is jaspers eyes supposed to be red? i thougt he was good? WHY JASPER WHY?!! oh and the dark circles are missing."
Because Jasper thinks humans are tasty, and is therefore bad-ass like that. OM NOM NOM NOM, ya'll.
(Please note for the future, Jasper ends all his sentences with "ya'll", because he's Southern. Like me.)
(I wish I was making that shit up.)

Also:
"everyone and jasper's so cute but what did u DO to Alice??? muscles, her shirt, and her hair is wayyyy too short!
im sry but this kinda annoys me as she is one of my favs and she looks horrible!"
Ya'll guys, I did not know this before then, but girls don't have muscles in their arms. They're dainty flowers with sticks where arms should be because their big strong men-folk will lift anything heavier than a cooking skillet for them.

...Crap guys, I still want to draw edward-as-a-disco-ball and Jasper snarfing tasty humans in his confederate officer uniform. Hmm. TORN.
It's a sickness ya'll. I need help.

But I know I'm going to break down and go see it. And ever since I got Thanh to go watch the first movie with me (something she will never forgive me for because she thought that I thought it was good until after the movie ended), I don't have anyone in San Diego to see it with.

So seriously guys. San Diego. Anybody want to go watch it with me-- cheer FURSPLODE and laugh loudly at all the (in)appropriate moments? I'd feel so much better if someone would come have a giggle-shit-fest with me.